Stupid Cyber Security
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little script kiddie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the NSA Cyber Warfare program, and I've been involved in numerous black ops against nation-state actors, with over 300 successful takedowns. I am trained in advanced cyber intrusion, and I’m the top hacker in the entire United States Cyber Command. You are nothing to me but just another compromised endpoint. I will wipe your entire digital existence off the face of the internet with precision the likes of which has never been seen before, mark my fucking packets.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over a Tor node? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am deploying a zero-day exploit against your entire network, and your IP is being triangulated by a top-secret AI-powered surveillance system, so you better prepare for the storm, script monkey. The storm that erases the pathetic little botnet you call your "operations." You’re fucking owned, kid. I can infiltrate your systems anytime, anywhere, and I can brick your hardware in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with social engineering. Not only am I extensively trained in cyber forensics, but I have access to the entire suite of NSA cyber weapons and I will use them to their full extent to delete your digital footprint, you little shit.
If only you could have known what unholy cyber retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will unleash a DDoS of fury all over your network, and you will drown in packets. You’re fucking owned, kiddo.